The French Restaurant Seating That Puts Americans by the Bathroom on Purpose
You book a dream Paris dinner, arrive on time, and—boom—the host steers you to a tiny two-top next to the bathroom door, where the latch sighs every 90 seconds and a draft kisses your ankles. Across the room, a couple lounged by the window on a velvety banquette like they owned the building. Did they? …












